-1- <br /> <br />Little babies are a joy to look at. <br />Lots of babies on my lap have sat. <br />Like God-sent bundles of joy. <br />Lots more fun than a toy. <br />Licensed daycare is where I work at. <br /> <br /> -2- <br /> <br />Imagine if suddenly there were no clothes. <br />It’d take getting used to for me I suppose. <br />It’d be a surprise. <br />I might avert my eyes. <br />I think I’d blush right down to MY toes. <br /> <br /> -3- <br /> <br />Many mistakes by Mankind are made. <br />Many despite well-thought plans that were laid. <br />More reason to insure. <br />More reason to find cure. <br />Mistakes can end in high price being paid. <br /> <br /> -4- <br /> <br />Everyone in the world has SOME faults. <br />Even safecrackers can’t blow ALL vaults. <br />Ever try and fail? <br />Enough for you to wail? <br />Erase disappointment; use pie and choc'late malts! <br /> <br /> -5- <br /> <br />Remember when, as a kid, you just had fun? <br />Rolling, running, rollicking in the sun? <br />Riding bike all day? <br />Rolling in the hay? <br />Regrets you knew? Had a few? OK! NO-ONE HAD NONE! ! <br /> <br /> -6- <br /> <br />Idyllic lives, by humans, are seldom led. <br />Incorrect choices are made and tears are shed. <br />Incline yourself to accept. <br />In moments have YOU wept? <br />If not in public, perhaps some tears in bed? <br /> <br /> -7- <br /> <br />Cute young ladies often visit me for sport. <br />Countless hours together we do cavort. <br />Come with me for fun. <br />Cool me off when done. <br />Cash I give which to IRS I don’t report. <br /> <br /> -8- <br /> <br />King Big Head on Poemhunter did boast: <br />“Knives can not cut Me, nor can fire roast. <br />Keep your faith in only Me. <br />Kneel before My Majesty. <br />Kneel before Me! I’m High Pie, to your Low Toast! ! ” <br /> <br />(August 26-27,2013)<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limericks-duh-limericks-8-assorted/
